Schmidt: I’ll take you through the whole thing. I’ll be like your guide!
Jess: Like Gandalf through Middle Earth?
Schmidt: Probably not like… okay… first off let’s take the Lord of the Rings references and put them in a deep, dark cave where no one’s going to find them.
Jess: Except Smeagol. He lives in a cave.New Girl 1x01
I also caught up on this show. Again, it’s okay. Gonna see it through till the end, though.
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